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matthew pilkington

matthew pilkington simps for everyone so that he has back up people for when he breaks up with his girlfriend.
is that matthew pilkington? i better not get too close, he'll pull me into a simping trance.
by Platinum31 May 15, 2021
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matthew

person: who is matthew?
matthew: We're waiting every night
To finally roam and invite
Newcomers to play with us
For many years we've been all alone
We're forced to be still and play
The same songs we've known since that day
An imposter took our life away
Now we're stuck here to decay
Please let us get in!
Don't lock us away!
We're not like what you're thinking
We're poor little souls
Who have lost all control
And we're forced here to take that role
We've been all alone
Stuck in our little zone
Since 1987
Join us, be our friend
Or just be stuck and defend
After all you only got
Five Nights at Freddy's
Is this where you want to be?
I just don't get it
Why do you want to stay?
Five Nights at Freddy's
Is this where you want to be?
I just don't get it
Why do you want to stay?
Five nights at Freddy's, oh
We're really quite surprised
We get to see you another night
You should have looked for another job
You should have said to this place good-bye
It's like there's so much more
Maybe you've been in this place before
We remember a face like yours
You seem acquainted with those doors
Please let us get in!
Don't lock us away!
We're not like what you're thinking
by seok January 2, 2022
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matthew peacock

A sexy man(Boy) from coatbridge Townhead in Scotland
Hi Matthew Peacock you are so sexy!!! Will you go out with me
by Dildo Man 300 March 18, 2014
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Matthew vasco

He is a great friend who values friends and family. He a funny and special person.
by gho st May 28, 2020
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matthew

bro that matthew guy is really bad at rocket league
by anonymous May 4, 2023
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Matthew

This is a disappointment of a person who is short and a penguin
Person 1: Who is that disappointing penguin over there?
Person 2: Oh, that's Matthew. He is useless.
by Very small PP man November 21, 2022
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Matthew Fu

A horny person who loves to watch and be a child molester. Often can be found living in trash cans, a bus driver from Karachi. Generally found to molest victims named Gregory.
Matthew Fu was molesting again.....
by PEWDS IS WORKING WITH CHINA March 27, 2022
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