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ivy matthews

a girl who eats everything on this planet yet super picky. pasta lover and farts. ATON. she’s athletic and probably plays soccer or basketball.
yo hey ivy matthews when’s ur next game?
by ur mom!!:) May 10, 2021
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Matthew

A fucking canabalistic cunt who eats his grandma’s booty for breakfast.
Matthew, the canabalistic cunt is a coon with a Virginia on his head
by Crust crab rapist February 4, 2019
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Matthew

He's definitely a writer. He will have writer's block 24 hours a day. Obsessed with flowers 100%. Dumb but he speaks in far too high-class terms (as if we were in the 1700s) like bro!? wtf. He's too good at s*x and with just one look from his ice blue eyes he sends you into heat.
"I got lost in Matthew's ice eyes..."
by Camopilla May 28, 2024
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Matthew

A sweet and genuine person. He is usually a very funny guy and never fails to make you laugh. He is someone you can talk to once and fall for him instantly. He has the sweetest smile and an amazing personality. Matthew is a special person, once you meet one you'll know what I'm talking about. Matthew always speaks the truth, he knows how to compliment you well and will never fail to speak his mind. Find yourself a Matthew and don't lose him.
Oh yeah that's definitely a Matthew.
by almondwater November 5, 2022
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Matthew Carvalho

Matthew Carvalho is the most attractive guy you will ever meet. He is charming, very nice and downright comical. He can get on your nerves sometimes, but he is the best guy in the whole entire world. He doesn't get angry a lot, but when he does get angry he whoops ass.
Matthew Carvalho once brought a knife to a gun fight, just to even the odds. He can speak English in Portuguese. He can kill two stones with one bird. Sharks have a week dedicated to him. He’s the only pork chop a vegan will put in their mouth. He once beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, with both arms tied behind his back.
by 69yoyo69 December 13, 2022
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Matthew

Matthew is that one annoying kid that thinks they are cool.
Matthew: Im cool!
Person: No you arent
by Hiimantisocial August 29, 2020
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Matthew Scott Vincent

An average, dirty blonde, hazel-eyed, tubby white guy who happens to be multi-talented, but also hates himself completely, loves metal music, and weed
Look at that depressive shit, he must be a Matthew Scott Vincent
by StonedWolf13 April 8, 2023
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