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malinger

A person who fakes an illness or injury to get out of work. Who is commonly know for screwing over his or her brothers so they have to work more overtime.
Member of the fire department who is malingering is also a load. I have to wax my car but to hell with riding a fire truck.
by Fire Dept Management July 19, 2007
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Send an ass pick to your male friend day

Send an ass pick to your male friend day, is when a female sends a booty picture to a Male friend they feel comfortable around.
This event happens on the 6th of every month.
Female: " Happy Send an ass pick to your male friend day." *sends booty pic*
Male: 0_0
Female: "Enjoy"
by Demented basterd April 5, 2021
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malinger

v.

to feign injury or illness in order to avoid one's occupational work
Henry: Where is Joe today? I can't believe I'm stuck covering one of his classes.

Eric: He's probably malingering...
by King of Inland October 17, 2008
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Malinge

The act of offering someone to suck your dick.

It is a response to a unreasonable demand from a friend. Malinge -- > "Mere" + "Linge" , Hindi for "Want" + "Mine", generally referring to someone's dick.
Guy 1: Hey can you help me move on over the weekend.

Guy 2: Malinge?
by nk7189 July 24, 2018
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The title of a book by Keith Curtis that is the classic text in the science of pickupology which states all of it's basic principles.
Have you read the American male's guide on how to get more pussy? The American male's guide on how to get more pussy? The American male's guide on how to get more pussy.
by Deep blue 2012 March 2, 2010
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Ageless male model bill Oneill the original marlboro man

Ageless male all round mans man never ages only gets better looking my friend. Lives large lively.
When he drinks beer he drinks it all. Ageless male model bill Oneill the original marlboro man
by Tell all May 13, 2012
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