January 6th

A national holiday in which you can make fun of anyone born on this day for having flatasspancakes, being too loud, or any other flaw.

Jodie- Damn Mia your ass looks especially flat today
Mia (screaming per usual)- OMG you're so mean, I hate January 6th!!!
Molly- Wow Mia could you be any louder?

by Jojoblank January 14, 2020

January 6th

A day where God's blessing was born. Someone born on this day is so much special and they're a ray of sunshine for everyone around them. If you have someone born on January 6th around, prepare yourself and be proud for you'll soon be rewarded with the epithet "The luckiest person alive."

"Kei was born on January 6th, right? Dang, no wonder she brings so much happiness in my life!"
"Were you born on January 6th? Yes? Lucky me to have you as my friend!"

by Cassie2003 December 26, 2022

January 4th

January 4th is national send nudes day, on this day you can send nudes to whoever your comfortable with such as friends, your ex, your crush as long as they are okay with it.

Friend 1: Bro I gotta send you nudes

Friend. 2: why!!
Friend 1: it’s January 4th

Friend 2: oh okay

by JordanPoolesSon January 1, 2022

January 3rd

January 3rd is global noise day where you are allowed to make as much noise without being disturbed

Jon: keep it quiet over there will you!

Bobby: nah its January 3rd which means national noise day

by Cillmaster October 15, 2020

January 11

People born this date arr yo lame to confesa their feelings to their love interests.

John:Why don't you tell her that You love her??
Michael:Sorry I can't i was born on January 11

by Mark Smug November 4, 2019

January 20

National anime day.Any person could watch any anime for as long as they want. Cosplay also a part of anime day.

Sasuke: what do you want to watch

Naruto: it’s January 20 we are going to watch anime today You better believe it.

by Sumahawar January 20, 2021

January 25th

Today is Aiden’s birthday! Any other celebration/anniversary doesn’t count. It’s Aiden’s day and Aiden’s only and everyone deserves an international holiday because of how important Aiden is to the world.

“We can’t have our anniversary today babe it’s January 25th, Aiden’s day”

“Look it’s the most important day of the year!, January 25th”

by Biscuits are nice October 3, 2021