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salt malt soup

A soup concoction that consists of Chinese egg drop soup and semen.
Chow Hung invited his girlfriend over for a nice Chinese dinner. Little did the bitch know that she got served salt malt soup.
by LilTwiz December 12, 2008
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Tomato and Orange Soup

A bit like Tomato soup, but with Orange in it
"Mmmmmm, doesn't this Tomato and Orange soup taste just like Tomato soup except with a hint of orange?"
by Greengrass13 May 25, 2004
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Kale Soup Shit

'Kale Soup Shit' is the expelling of feces in which the meal last eaten contributes significantly to the chemical makeup of the released material.

Kale soup, by definition, includes various textures the human body finds hard to digest.

Rice: Gives the feces a "grabbing" texture, plus more material out.
Chourico: Meaty chunks for weight and water splashing, also adds bright orange color to the feces.
Kale: Often released undigested, mostly for color and decorative purposes.
Grease: Self-explanatory.

'Kale Soup Shit' can be used to describe the passing of any excrement, even when soup is not involved, so long as the evacuation involves splattering and mud.
Person 1: "Frank has kale soup for lunch again"
Person 2: "Kale Soup Shit, T-minus 7 minutes."
by Shitbeak July 20, 2010
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Hot Flepper Soup

Hot Flepper Soup is a soup made with only flour, pepper and water. It could also be described as a really thin roux.

1/4 cup AP flour
1 Tbsp(or more, depending on taste) of black pepper flakes.
1 1/2 cups of water

Take a small pot and place over medium heat.
Add flour and pepper.
Slowly pour water over the flepper mixture and until it becomes the consistency of glue.

Let simmer for 45 seconds.
Add rest of water slowly, let come to a boil for 15 -25 seconds then remove from heat.
Let cool for 3-5 minutes.
Eat. Enjoy.
I was so broke last week that all I could afford to eat was some hot flepper soup!
by ceerip707 February 10, 2019
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apple and pear soup

apple and pear soup is a deliciously mixed delight that contains of cut up apples and pears. it melts satisfyingly in your mouth and the sweetness of the apple devours your taste buds. it is most commonly eaten when gogy goes to mrs dreams house disguised as dreams boyfriend for dinner.

recepie:
ingredients-
apples
pears
water
instructions:
cut up the apples in tiny half moon cresents, and sprinkle thrm into your blender. crush the pears with your spoon and squeeze the juice out, pouring it over your apples. add 100g of water to your mixture and blend it all together. give it to gogy once done.
"this apple and pear soup is so delicious, i could eat it all day, mrs dream, your food is amazing!"
by expelliyarmuss December 23, 2020
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chicken bag soup

A tasty delight produced by dipping ones chicken bag into a pot of water. Allow the chicken bag to simmer on medium heat for 15 minutes. Once chicken bag is pinkish, add 1 tsp. of Grey Poupon mustard, a head of brocolli, and a package of Kraft Macaroni + Cheese. Allow chicken bag to simmer along with the remaining ingredients for an additional 23 minutes.
My balls were burning after I used them to prepare chicken bag soup.
by haleyaryan December 7, 2010
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Potato leak soup

This is the best soup to ever exist
Person one: you have to try to taste this potato leak soup now
Person two: ok give it here
by The man who has a chin March 2, 2022
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