Nature Walk

that’s pretty neat!

Today we’re going on a nature walk

by cutout July 1, 2021

Speed Walks

Same thing as the "Runs" except its most commonly used when describing a morbidly obese person's Hershey Squirts. because they can't "Run". Only Speed Walk .

Steve: "Hey fatass, didn't I warn you about getting 30 dollars worth of Taco Bell food."

Greg: "Shut up bitch, I had the speed walks all night. Totally worth it though. 10/10 would do again."

Steve: "Dumbass."

by BrownBearr November 17, 2017

skank walk

To walk like a bitch, normally walked by a girl. Normally this girl is mean.

Guy 1: dang she has a skank walk
Guy 2: well she is a bitch after all

by That_mean_girl May 19, 2018

Walking fail

Someone who's such a fail, you can tell her/him she's/he's a walking fail. Typically used to burn trolls or others lame people.

Troll: OMGZ im so pretty and rich i have the ipad 6.

Cool person: Dude, you are such a walking fail.

by Dudelino September 11, 2010

Crab walking

Crab walking is when a female or male after intercourse does that awkward shuffle while cupping their vagina/anus to avoid drippage.

"You should have seen him/her crab walking to the loo after i dumped a massive load of my special sauce in him/her."

by Billnyeforking November 16, 2016

walk the schnauzer

To masturbate (female) - continuing from the definition of a schnauzer (female genitalia), to walk one's schnauzer is to take it out for a spin... so to speak.

Sarah: What do you want to do this afternoon?
Jenny: I think I will stay in and walk the schnauzer

by TJ McTallgirl January 15, 2015

Crunchy walk

When tits so cold that the grass freezes, and therefor seems crunchy when you walk on it.

Tom: bring your jacket.
Tammy: is it that cold?

Tom: yap, we have a crunchy walk ahead of us !

by thalongwalks February 22, 2011