hole in one

When put your finger in your ball sack and then after awhile it hardens and you have a ball sack skin cocoon around your finger.

“I left my finger in my sack for a wee bit too long now I got a bad case of the hole in one!”

by Isaiah mark January 14, 2022

the one to talk

when you or someone say something hypocritical

you have a bad breath and tell your friend: "I can't stand that guy's bad breath"
your friend replies: "You're the one to talk"

by danilow December 5, 2021

chucking one

Chucking one could mean anything from chucking one round the shop, to chucking a mood, either a good mood or a bad mood. Chucking one could mean many things depending on the context it is used in.

“I’m chucking an emotional one tonight, I’m gonna put some drake on when i get home” “I’m just chucking one round the shop, does anyone want anything?”

by PrincessCx November 21, 2017

a bit of a one

A chancer. Someone who pushes the limit of what is acceptable and treads that fine line.

Did you see Tony at the market last weekend? He was flogging hooky DVDs and Blu-Rays.
Yep, he's a bit of a one, that Tony.

by Maxx-B March 28, 2020

fumble on the one

To drop your phone while using a urinal. Should be shouted in a John Madden voice when witnessed.

Bill tried to check his email while taking a leak when he committed a fumble on the one.

by incognicola December 27, 2011

cut one

to fart; a small explosion between the legs.

after eating a big bowl if chili, Frand cut one.

by dardardar69 October 26, 2003

The Bearded One

Karl Marx.

In truth, since I have been under the influence of The Bearded One since I began studying economics.

by AttillathePun February 9, 2019