1. A fuccboi who hasn't realised his identity yet, but will become a fuccboi as soon as he gets a chance
2. A fuccboi who hides his identity from his close friends in order to get close to their friends and perform fuccboikery on them.
3. Somebody who orders iced chocolate at Starbucks, which makes him seem sweet and nice but he will use this fact to get innocent sweet-toothed girls

Riva: "Toby, I have a friend who'd be the perfect girl for you."
Simon: "Me too, me too!"
Riva: "No. Simon is very attractive but he's a closet fuccboi."
Simon: "I am not a closet fuccboi!!"
Riva: "Well, your Starbucks order says otherwise."

closet fuccboi by lovehandle00 November 24, 2018

Get merch

hammy fuckboy

A hammy fuckboy attends hammonton high school and participates in the following

-getting perms because they think they’re cool
-trying to fuck every girl in sight
-hits up hella girls but denies it

-thinks they dress good but look like shit

Damn you see that nasty hammy fuckboy over there. Let’s walk the other way

hammy fuckboy by Girl that attends hammy High November 16, 2019

Get merch

icy fuckboy

an icy fuckboy is someone who wears way too much axe spray and most likely wears nike slides everyday

“hey did u hear kyle has a new girlfriend?”
“kyle has a new girlfriend every week, he’s an icy fuckboy.”

icy fuckboy by I love slides July 5, 2020

Get merch

Nish (fuccboinish)

Nish (fuccboi nish) is a nickname for tanisha. A beautiful soul. Someone you’d fall for in seconds. You’re fucked the moment you meet her. A magnetic personality. The kindest person you’ll ever meet. She’ll love you more than you could ever love yourself. And it will always be too hard to express just how much you adore her.

Nish (fuccboinish) is so cool! I wanna be her friend so bad.

Nish (fuccboinish) by rankydanky December 19, 2020

Get merch