dating or flirting, but never fucking, with people vying for your love/attention. usually let you down by outright rejection or a dumbass reason that doesn't make sense.
jaelynn: i think i like that dude, dean
grace: dont do it, hes a feelings hoe. besides, you have macen and i have my LOVELY boyfriend david
grace: dont do it, hes a feelings hoe. besides, you have macen and i have my LOVELY boyfriend david
by whydoineedanaccountforoneword October 05, 2016
The act of being a third wheel with a couple, and the couple gets into an argument in front of you and you are left feeling weird.
Friend #1: I went out with Jimmy and Sarah last night
Friend #2: Oh Cool! How was it.
Friend #1: Dude they fought all night.
Friend #2: that sucks
Friend #1: I know dude i had third feels all night
Friend #2: Oh Cool! How was it.
Friend #1: Dude they fought all night.
Friend #2: that sucks
Friend #1: I know dude i had third feels all night
by bigspence October 05, 2018
When someone says “you feeling the kid”. It means you like them and can’t stop cheesing when you are around them lol
It’s new your slang
It’s new your slang
by Solracebizio June 12, 2022
Generally used derogatorially towards women who sell their body. Her pimp will tell her to keep her feelings in her purse when she isn't focusing on making money. Rather, she is more focused on baby daddy drama or other people's business.
by Kasey Jayne July 01, 2018
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025
Feeling Modern is a feeling that happens which feels quite uncomfortable. When you get this feeling you could be reminded of modern things, thus making up its name. Modern feelings appear mostly on Weekends and happen if you are home and don't want to go outside. The uncomfortableness is felt on the legs and feet. They are in most cases felt whenever you are going to go to a training course or things that will last for a while but don't appear a lot if you're gonna go for spending a small amount of time outside
"Let's go to the mall"
"I don't want to"
"Why"
"I'm feeling Modern"
"What the fuck is that supposed to mean"
"I just feel uncomfortable"
"I don't want to"
"Why"
"I'm feeling Modern"
"What the fuck is that supposed to mean"
"I just feel uncomfortable"
by poopsock911 October 26, 2019
Basicaly when someone tries to make a funny joke but you know it isn't. It has te be used after waiting 5 seconds after the joke and no-one laughed.
- Person 1: JOKE: A man receives a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news." The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live." The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?" The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."
- Person 2: (after 5 seconds and no-one laughed) Feel the cri cri
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live." The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?" The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."
- Person 2: (after 5 seconds and no-one laughed) Feel the cri cri
by Neister March 03, 2017