Fake fresh

mattooooo

mattoo is looking fake fresh today!

by ppenguinf January 16, 2012

Fake Wake

The act of trying to sound wide awake and chipper when called and woken out of a deep sleep, including the disguising of morning grovel voice.

8:30am. Phone rings. Bill, dead asleep, picks it up:

Bill: Hello? (chipper)
Ted: Dude, did I wake you?
Bill: Hell no, I've been up since 4:30 doing push-ups.
Ted: Liar. Caught you in a fake wake.

by Nuts & Berries August 20, 2009

fake ginger

The person that sits next to Devarion in 5th hour

you fake ginger

by Devarion May 16, 2018

fake-ugly

A person who at first is perceived as not particularity attractive (though definitely not ugly) who becomes very appealing, incredibly sexy, and off the charts charismatic once you get to know them. This is in part because the fake-ugly person has considerable traits that make them attractive; the way they move or dress; they're cultured, romantic, intelligent; they 're confident, casual, nonchalant.

I didn't even notice him when he came in the room, but he must be fake-ugly, because now I can't take my eyes off him.

by REB65 October 5, 2021

fake fag

someone who wants to fit in and be like everyone else so is now “bi” or “heteroflexable” all of a sudden without any deliberation or thought. absolute shambles

FAKE FAG: guys... i’m bi

ACTUAL FAG: you literally said you were straight for definite yesterday

FAKE FAG: yeah but i was thinking about it and decided i want to try and be *coughs* be bi

SHY TRANS: *pulls ACTUAL FAG to side* fake fag?

ACTUAL FAG: fake fag * shakes on it*

by uvgotligma July 16, 2019

fake load

When a show you are streaming appears to be fully loaded but in reality the load bar is full and the show isn't really loaded

Friend 1: Okay movie is loaded lets watch it

*10 minutes later*

Friend 2: Why did it stop, I thought it was ready.

Friend 1: It was a fake load.

by Anonym0us11 December 2, 2011

42 Fake

To be stood up .

This nigga 42 faked me last night.!

by Zeek87 July 28, 2019