When a show you are streaming appears to be fully loaded but in reality the load bar is full and the show isn't really loaded
Friend 1: Okay movie is loaded lets watch it
*10 minutes later*
Friend 2: Why did it stop, I thought it was ready.
Friend 1: It was a fake load.
*10 minutes later*
Friend 2: Why did it stop, I thought it was ready.
Friend 1: It was a fake load.
by Anonym0us11 December 2, 2011
Get the fake loadmug. someone who said they would always be there for you but they aren't. someone who one day decides you aren't worth their time and try to find someone better. someone you thought you could rely on, but then stabs you in the back in the process of their betrayal. a fake friend is a person that makes you feel worthless, jealous, angry, and sad, all at the same time. you can never rely on them, but somehow, you stay with them. in that toxic relationship you can't get out of. there is no escape from them. you just have to sit there and wait.
erin: i don't know what to do. i don't know how to act around her.
elly: she's a fake friend. dont hang around her so much if you keep feeling this pain.
elly: she's a fake friend. dont hang around her so much if you keep feeling this pain.
by en@gy November 20, 2018
Get the fake friendmug. someone who wants to fit in and be like everyone else so is now “bi” or “heteroflexable” all of a sudden without any deliberation or thought. absolute shambles
FAKE FAG: guys... i’m bi
ACTUAL FAG: you literally said you were straight for definite yesterday
FAKE FAG: yeah but i was thinking about it and decided i want to try and be *coughs* be bi
SHY TRANS: *pulls ACTUAL FAG to side* fake fag?
ACTUAL FAG: fake fag * shakes on it*
ACTUAL FAG: you literally said you were straight for definite yesterday
FAKE FAG: yeah but i was thinking about it and decided i want to try and be *coughs* be bi
SHY TRANS: *pulls ACTUAL FAG to side* fake fag?
ACTUAL FAG: fake fag * shakes on it*
by uvgotligma July 16, 2019
Get the fake fagmug. The act of trying to sound wide awake and chipper when called and woken out of a deep sleep, including the disguising of morning grovel voice.
8:30am. Phone rings. Bill, dead asleep, picks it up:
Bill: Hello? (chipper)
Ted: Dude, did I wake you?
Bill: Hell no, I've been up since 4:30 doing push-ups.
Ted: Liar. Caught you in a fake wake.
Bill: Hello? (chipper)
Ted: Dude, did I wake you?
Bill: Hell no, I've been up since 4:30 doing push-ups.
Ted: Liar. Caught you in a fake wake.
by Nuts & Berries August 20, 2009
Get the Fake Wakemug. by Devarion May 16, 2018
Get the fake gingermug. by rwains March 18, 2014
Get the blake fakemug.