Virginia Dirt Hippo

noun- a tube shaped, low to the ground mammal with a chubby exterior that drags the ground.

“ Ma! There’s something fartin in the bushes!” “ Now Billy don’t go near that tooth gobblin fart sack, that’s a Virginia dirt hippo.”

by Fiddlincheddar November 28, 2018

dirt purse

The area in which contraband is stored, kept, or stashed, when one is about to become incarcerated.

Johnny, the cops are coming, stash the shit in your dirt purse!

by WarpedMind46563 July 31, 2017

Delaware Dirt Path

The act of performing intercourse through someone's colostomy hole.

Andrew decided to take the Delaware Dirt Path when his 80 year old domestic partner had his b-hole sown shut

by Abhi Jablome August 6, 2017

dirt thong

Those feels when you got dirt all up in your thong.

Yo Sharisce I can't go out tonight, I got the dirt thong.

by L Pp August 21, 2017

Anti-dirt

Alias for laundry detergent. Cleans and detaches dirt.

Person: "hey let me throw some laundry anti-dirt into the washing machine, gotta clean these clothes"

by Idionyymi September 3, 2017

hollow dirt

The gaping state of a woman's asshole before unclean anal.

Tom: Yo, Ben I heard that Jenny is hauling a load of hollow dirt

Ben: Yeah man, it's true, I want a picture of that hollow dirt

by themusicmajor October 16, 2018

Dirt Egg

Deriving from an individual, usually found sleeping in a parking lot, who frequently eats hard boiled eggs. One of which has been peeled and has fallen onto the ground and rolled through a soft, fine dirt; and despite his or her best efforts cannot be cleaned. Obviously the individual eats the egg and occasionally feels guilty of his or her actions, occasionally.

Logan, its been a month and you haven't moved from that lot, I get skiing is cool and being a ski bum is solid but don't turn into a dirt egg.

by Dirt Egg Man November 7, 2018