dan

dan loves to shower once a week he wears the same undies inside out and back to front when he gets alone time he likes to smear his on shit on the toilet walls he also has a condition know as smallpenisia

dan smears poop

by smearspoop April 30, 2019

Dan Lang

Someone you loves chodes so much but can’t tell his girlfriend so instead brings her to a restaurant called chodies

Your being a real dan Lang right now

by Dan_bob123 February 21, 2021

Dan's iPod

Used in reference to a person or venue playing unquestionably terrible music.

"This music is shit, have they plugged in Dan's iPod?"

by thornbrook April 19, 2025

dan robson

fag

A wild Dan Robson appeared (fag)

by robinisaspastic October 26, 2015

dan bop

Dan Bop is everything, and nothing. Dan Bop is life, and death. Dan Bop is love, and hate. Dan Bop is good, and evil. Dan Bop is the sun, and the moon. Dan Bop is...Dan Bop

Good Dan Bop to you

by danbop June 29, 2020

Dan Mason

A pissflap

“Did you see Dan Mason before ?”
“Yea he’s such a pissflap!!”

by Usvslahshshs February 11, 2023

dan

when someone with mulitple kg of smegma proceeds to dump it all out on the kitchen table and do lines of it.

dan likes men

by demurious December 15, 2024