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Why Is Food Good

Because it is
BOB: Why Is Food Good ?
Jimmy: Because it is, How is that a hard question
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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine

There are many types of the joke, such as:

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."

"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."

"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."

"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."

"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."

A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)
Here is an example:

Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."

Brook: "Spit it out dude."

Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."

Johnathan: ":("
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why

why
why god
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why does this exist

Guy1: "Why does this exist?"

Guy2: "I don't know man"
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That's not why they did it

How the fuck do you know, Piers? Is that why THEY SAID they did it or are you just projecting the motivation you would like them to have on them so you can smear what's his name?
Hym "That's not why they did it? That's YOUR OPINION Piers. Or you are desperate to scapegoat Tommy Robinson. Either or."
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Why defend bad people

Because it's the basis of our legal system
Hym "Why defend bad people, Candace? Isn't one of the axioms of your religion that everyone is bad? Literally? If you can't defend bad people (to you) YOU can't defend anyone!"
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