bum jelly

A light brown jelly substance often blow out of the anus with large flatulance outburst.
Made from fecal matter formed in the anus it is often discovered too late in the lining of underwear.
Often visually compared to dog food jelly.

A known delicacy in Belgium when served on toast.

Would you like any topping for your toast?

Have you got any Bum Jelly?

Yes, we have some made fresh this morning.

Brilliant, spread it thick please.

by Bum jelly slerper November 28, 2016

naughty bum

Juvenile synonym of 'badass', generally used by socially aware (or sarcastic) youths in the presence of young children.

Jack nicked that burger off that dude in the park.

What a bada....

Ssh! You can't say that in front of these kids!

...what a naughty bum

by Highly ill-creative pseudonym May 22, 2014

Bum pussy

A bum pussy is simply the anus.

Let me fuck you in the bum pussy

by Droid420 March 7, 2019

Bum fluff

The weird hair that teenage boys have above their top lip around the time of puberty. Like a first moustache

"Ew, he's gross, he has bum fluff on his lips"

by alkies December 4, 2015

ass-bum

a homeless person who is really mean and smells bad

I tried to give the ass-bum some changes but he peed on my shoes.

by budely January 21, 2012

mumble bum

Basically a mumbly sort of bum. A derogatory term for someone who does not pronounce their words effectively.

I can't figure out if I ordered a ticket to France or am going to dine on a pair of pants as the travel agent was a mumble bum.

by Rob Mercer January 21, 2006

Gravy bum

After doing a shit and not wiping properly, when your butt gets sweaty it produces a gravy like residue, Leaving marks on your underwear.

Check out the skids on peters boxers, pure gravy bum.

by Jimmywhack August 23, 2016