Hermione Granger's Birthday

Hermione Jean Granger was born on the 19th September 1979, the youngest of the famous trio (Ron Bilius Weasley is 6 months her senior and Harry James Potter 2 months). There is a common misconception among the youth of today that Hermione is in fact older than her two comrades, but alas this is a lie. All lies such as this should not be encouraged.

"When's Hermione Granger's birthday? She's older than Harry and Ron, right?"

"Nooooo, she's younger, duhh."

"Oh yeah, you're so right, thanks, you're a great friend. By the way, what's the French for the verb catching up?"

"Um rattraper"

"Right/"

by 62662 October 18, 2011

birth defects

adjective;Used to describe a dumb person. A decription of someone who is fucking stupid.

Yeah,"birth defects" over there tried to snort baking soda!
Look here "birth defects" you supposed to drive like you got some since!

by Reason85 February 17, 2014

Ukranian Birthday

A special day 6 months from your actual birthday where you spend the entire day eating Vodka and Baklava

It's a great day today as it's my Ukranian Birthday.

by HappySpecialTime January 13, 2015

child birth

When u succ ur bumhole so hard your partner gives birth through their nose.

Wow child birthat is great.

by Doggylicker69 February 26, 2018

Irish birth control

Having strictly anal sex with your partner because you can't afford another child

Me and the misses are on the

Irish birth control

by Jiuken Stef September 25, 2022

Double Golden birthday

A double golden birthday is a rare occasion when your birth date is represented twice in your age.

For example a person born on the 2nd of January would have their golden birthday on when they turn 22

It's Doctor Max double golden birthday, he turned 33 today and he was born on the 3rd of May

by docmax_brother January 3, 2021

European Birth Control

To have sex with a woman, raw dog, with them under the presumption that your name is real...when in reality it is a false name. This is used in case the woman becomes pregnant...hence the baby wouldn't be yours.

"Dude you had sex with that slut...and she got pregnant! What are you going to do!!!!"

"No sweat, I used European Birth Control."

by long hand luke April 30, 2010