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97th base

you must do all of the following while rock hard
highjack a plane while fucking everyone on it, and impregnating every woman on it, now once the plane lands, escape authorities, go home and have a rest, repete this every day for the next 10 years, you will need really short flights, now take all the children that ere born from the shit youve done for 10 years and raise them as soldiers and attempt to take over a city, once you have suceded you may take a well deserves 5 year break, however, rest well as the following will be conplicaded, as you will need to go through every base from 1st to 96th with 100 women, take the children that will most likely be born from this and put them in an arena and make them all fight to the death, raise the last surviving child and pit them against your strongest worrier from the army you used to take over the city, you should now be left with only one child, after all this you must raise the child like a normal child and set them free into society ans a reletively normal, functioning memner of society and yes YOU MUST DO ALL OF THIS WHILE HARD OR IT DOES NOT COUNT
YO I GOT TO 97TH BASE
never speak to me again
by touchyourselfnow September 11, 2025
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trash fan base

49ers fans unable to get over losing to the eagles.
That Trash Fan Base is saltier than Utah.
by Go Birds February 13, 2023
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Based

When one agrees with a controversial opinion.
Justice - "I hate kittens."

Chris - "Based."
by Assembly August 7, 2021
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The Base Blooben Test

The Base Blooben Test is a yes or no question.
It is required to create a Hermit Permit and the item associated with it.
Does this item meet the criteria of the Base Blooben Test?
by Animatician March 23, 2024
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Base burn

a politically correct term for an Indian burn where a base in a stunt group for cheer catches her flyer in a cradle and skin on the arm gets twisted like an Indian burn.
My flyer gave me a base burn from our stunt routine.
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Based

Dan’s playlist is based
by The crapface July 16, 2021
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Base Bunny

Noun

A derogatory term used by some military members to refer to a civilian woman who is romantically or sexually interested in them, or who lives near or on a military base. The term implies that the woman is only after the benefits or status of being with a military member, or that she is promiscuous and unfaithful.

The phrase "base bunny" is a derogatory metaphor that compares a woman to a rabbit, because rabbits breed often and are perceived as being promiscuous.
- "She's not my girlfriend, she's just a base bunny. She'll dump me as soon as I get deployed."
- "Don't be a base bunny, girl. You deserve better than some guy who treats you like a trophy."
- "I hate being called a base bunny. I love my husband, and I support him in his career. I'm not here for the money or the perks.”

- “hide the base bunny.”
by DeadManTrotting January 4, 2024
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