When one inserts their penis into a foreman grill, (the small grills that close like waffle maker) fries it until it resembles canadian bacon, and forces someone into eating it.
Rob: Dude i heard Bob gave Samantha canadian bacon!
Tyler: Man that's nasty why would someone do that to themselves?
Tyler: Man that's nasty why would someone do that to themselves?
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The description of a male who has sex with larger, pig-like women/men. The women/men have to meet the requirements of, being overweight with multiple fat rolls, a very distinct fat person stink, and a drive to get those jelly rolls jiggling.
Example 1:
Sarah: "Did you hear that Jake is having sex with that gross fat chick from the club?"
Jen: "Yeah, he has a total bacon dick."
Example 2:
Angel: "Hey hun, you ready to get a bacon dick tonight?"
Adam: "Sorry girl, but those small rolls don't have enough jelly filling jiggle, and would need a more overwhelming amount of fat stink for me to even consider getting a bacon dick from you."
Sarah: "Did you hear that Jake is having sex with that gross fat chick from the club?"
Jen: "Yeah, he has a total bacon dick."
Example 2:
Angel: "Hey hun, you ready to get a bacon dick tonight?"
Adam: "Sorry girl, but those small rolls don't have enough jelly filling jiggle, and would need a more overwhelming amount of fat stink for me to even consider getting a bacon dick from you."
by SalivatingAlpacas January 4, 2015
Get the Bacon Dick mug."1337" or "leet" is a form of speak used my idiotic morons on the internet. It comes from the word "Elite", because those morons are elites amongst the rank is idiots in this world. LAWL, NAWB!!11eight
Bacon is... well... bacon. That meat stuff. Duh.
Bacon is... well... bacon. That meat stuff. Duh.
w00t! h4, u 5u><!
Woot(exlamation of being happy or something, ask one of them losers)! Ha, u sux!(Ha, you suck! but then written so that it hurts your eyes)
1337 bacon sucks.
Woot(exlamation of being happy or something, ask one of them losers)! Ha, u sux!(Ha, you suck! but then written so that it hurts your eyes)
1337 bacon sucks.
by ZOMFGLAWL July 20, 2008
Get the 1337 bacon mug.Proper use of a razor. The pussy has a little strip of vertical hair above it. See landing strip, helps guide me when I'm drunk.
by Beast November 18, 2003
Get the bacon strip mug.A way of complimanting a jewish girl. (Usually a BBG) By means of saying that she is jewish (kosher) and hot (sizzlin)
by CVR BBGS February 22, 2011
Get the Turkey Bacon mug.the phenomenon that occurs when engaged in an unwanted, boring, tedious conversation where your mind naturally drifts away and all you can think of is the deliciousness of Bacon and the wonderful joy it brings. usually followed by heavy drooling
(in head) man, I hate when she vents about her day when i'm trying to watch the game. I wish she'd shut the fuck up, give me a blowjob and later make me a BLT sammy. damn you know what, that does sound good right about now. mmm bacon. crispy, salty ... bacon... oh yeah baby (drools)
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