Cussin Bob

Cussin Bob is the phrase for an american overweight cousin that no one really likes but everyone respects for their blunt unfiltered opinion that is intended to be motivational and make us more productive members of society. Usually dresses in casual comfortable wear like punchline t-shirts and flat bill hats.

I talked to Cussin Bob last week and he told me I need to "get my lazy a** off the couch and spend more quality time being productive instead of shi**ing away my freetime like last night's bowel movement!"

by Cussin Bob August 30, 2023

bob for logs

while having sex in toilet stall person bent over taking it from behind and the hands slip off toilet and face plunges into toilet water..bobbing for logs

scott met a girl at the bar they went into the bathroom for a quickie and ended up having her bob for logs in the process

by Gnu782 September 24, 2023

The Uncle Bob

When someone going commando lets their Long droopy sack hang out of the leg hole of their shorts.

OMG, did you see that old dudes sack hanging out of his shorts at the party? He gave us the old Uncle Bob!

Holy sh*t don’t look now but that guys uncle bobbing us. I thought you were lying he really is giving us the uncle bob

by #BVBoi August 15, 2023

Stanky Bob

When you eat macaroni and cheese out of your partners asshole.

Man me and sandra did the Stanky Bob last night and I couldn't get over the hair in my food

by Anti simp machine August 23, 2022

brice and bob

Two average stoners who can vibe with everyone 😎🔥

Brice and bob are cool 😎

by Rarekfb May 9, 2022

Bob’s Balls

A sort of smell emitted from your crusty dusty musty P.E. Clothes after P.E. Class.

Jorhe: “hey dude you should go ask your crush out”
Tim: “sorry I ran out of deodorant and I smell like bob’s balls.”

by Giorno’sDictionary October 24, 2022

elmo bob

elmo bob is slang for a speedball of bob dope and elmo coke. Bob dope is a form of fent dope that is dyed yellow, while elmo coke is cocaine that is red in color.

When users combine these 2 substances to create a speedball, they often call it an elmo bob.

Jamarcus: I'm about to slam this elmo bob

Terrence: Someone call 911

by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022