Why can't I own a Canadian?

one of the internet's favorite google autocomplete fuck-ups

Guy: Why can't I o...
Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you

by bit125 March 6, 2022

why me not you

A phrase people use when they don't like that they have to do something and not someone else.

I have jury duty? why me not you?

by realwordmaker24 December 1, 2018

Why

Why is commonly used to ask if someone would like to have yiff with them, standing for:
Wanna
Have
Yiff
People use why as a way of questioning someone or using it as an excuse, do not listen to these people as they are using the word wrong and are mentally ill.
WARNING!!
Using this word excessively will cause an entity called the “huge furry goth mommy” to spawn. If you have summoned the huge furry goth mommy you need to run as fast as possible, because they will do despicable and barbaric things that nobody deserves to you if it catches you!

Mom: “your grounded!”
Son: “WHY?!”

by OZERALE November 23, 2024

WHY

DID YOU SEARCH THIS SHIT

WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SEARCHING WHY ON UD

by cchnhjcbxsvsccsu February 1, 2021

Why is urban dictionary doing jokes

pov:you just want to know why urban dictionary isnt serious

WHO CARES!??????

this thing is funny tbh!! enjoy <33

oh and if u really wanna know: bc its made by alot of people..

urban dictionary likes jokes

Tom:mom why is urban dictionary doing jokes
Mom:because alot of people .. everyone controls it

by My Password January 20, 2023

Why Marijuana dog

How a stoner refers to a Weimaraner dog.

Stoner to dog owner: Dude, that's a dope why marijuana dog, man.

by Najerie July 9, 2024

why.

just why.

why. why. why.

by GUILINBOY August 2, 2019