someone who said they would always be there for you but they aren't. someone who one day decides you aren't worth their time and try to find someone better. someone you thought you could rely on, but then stabs you in the back in the process of their betrayal. a fake friend is a person that makes you feel worthless, jealous, angry, and sad, all at the same time. you can never rely on them, but somehow, you stay with them. in that toxic relationship you can't get out of. there is no escape from them. you just have to sit there and wait.
erin: i don't know what to do. i don't know how to act around her.
elly: she's a fake friend. dont hang around her so much if you keep feeling this pain.
elly: she's a fake friend. dont hang around her so much if you keep feeling this pain.
by en@gy November 21, 2018
by rwains March 07, 2014
The act of trying to sound wide awake and chipper when called and woken out of a deep sleep, including the disguising of morning grovel voice.
8:30am. Phone rings. Bill, dead asleep, picks it up:
Bill: Hello? (chipper)
Ted: Dude, did I wake you?
Bill: Hell no, I've been up since 4:30 doing push-ups.
Ted: Liar. Caught you in a fake wake.
Bill: Hello? (chipper)
Ted: Dude, did I wake you?
Bill: Hell no, I've been up since 4:30 doing push-ups.
Ted: Liar. Caught you in a fake wake.
by Nuts & Berries August 20, 2009
A person who at first is perceived as not particularity attractive (though definitely not ugly) who becomes very appealing, incredibly sexy, and off the charts charismatic once you get to know them. This is in part because the fake-ugly person has considerable traits that make them attractive; the way they move or dress; they're cultured, romantic, intelligent; they 're confident, casual, nonchalant.
I didn't even notice him when he came in the room, but he must be fake-ugly, because now I can't take my eyes off him.
by REB65 October 05, 2021
you fake ginger
by Devarion March 27, 2018