having a brain

being someone who has a brain.

meaning you have a brain,
might also mean you are a normal human with a brain.

you might be called brainless / braindead if you're stupid or did something stupid.

i own a brain, i like having a brain, so don't fuck it up

by Fry On HY November 19, 2020

Alphabet Brain

CNN, MSNBC, NPR, AP. A person with a worldview that is almost strictly made of information from the news networks listed above. Often easily offended while discussing politics or the economy.

Don't mention politics around the new hire Jim, she is super nice but has "alphabet brain".

by Larry V Hanbul August 10, 2023

iron brain

someone who's brain is compromised entirely of iron; someone who is incredibly stupid

Jack: I saw him dive into the waters which were infested with crocodiles.
Ariana: He has an iron brain

by InaudibleJet July 31, 2021

“RONA-BRAIN”

When you feel like your brain is in the clouds and you become forgetful.

Every week since covid became a reality, I have a day or two where I swear I have “RONA-BRAIN”- Your brain is in the clouds and you become forgetful.

by mostly dave November 9, 2020

rain brain

When it is raining and people cannot fucking drive to save their lives!!!

Oh great it raining and what does that mean people get rain brain behind the wheel and can’t drive worth a shit!!

by Ranchcarpets May 22, 2020

Brain Stain

When something is stuck in your head, typically a song or tune/beat, that just won't go away like a bad stain.
See also "Ear Worm"

I've got brain stain from that song on the TV advert, I can't get it out of my head and I don't know the artist!

by oretisktick October 25, 2023

Pain Brain

Pain Brain is when you feel like a bug at the bottom of a shower...not quite dead, not quite alive, but definitely fucking suffering.

"Sorry if I seem off today, i have a serious case of pain brain."

by interwebification June 23, 2021