Crow Child

A crow child takes and keeps a bunch of random stuff like a crow which takes anything it sees.

“My daughter is practically a crow child with all the things she takes!”

by thy common folk February 17, 2024

Friend Child

a friend who wants you to adopt them but your not sure if you're going to be their friend or child, or maybe both, call them your friend child.

girl: my friend Lila wanted me to adopt her so I did but I don't know if she's my friend or child?
boy: call her your friend child lmao

by ThatsGirloverthere March 16, 2017

child

a name for everyone who is an adult or not an adult, child is also a name for your annoying teacher bc we all know they is a CHILD,Also a name for your annoying friends who exist (well if I had any I would call them that)

Hello child(only when talking to adults)(or anyone annoying)

by mOusE mAsTEr March 27, 2021

Child Lives

Ooooh! So the threat to child lives wasn't doing it for you.

Hym "So the child lives you didn't have a problem with but you YOU life is where you draw the line? That. Is. Fucking. Hilarious. Ha!"

by Hym Iam May 16, 2025

dude child

when Emma gets your attention at lunch saying, “dude child,” proceeded by “listen up,”

“dude child, what are you doing?”

by yourgenderqueergal November 18, 2019

childing

the act of being a child

i am childing when i make fun of my dad

by calls08 June 16, 2019

Child

TommyInnit is a child who has a weird neighbor friend who is also a child named Tubbo who comes in many variations such as Tubbox and many more. He does drugs and hates women and men.

Person 1: Hey, do you know TommyInnit?
Person 2: Oh yeah, Isn't he a child?

by JoJo_TheHoneyBee November 13, 2020