Moist Hand Chad

That small wet piece of paper towel that tears off from the paper towel dispenser.

After hammering out a mean grumpy and washing my hands, I pulled a paper towel only to be left holding a moist hand chad with the remainder of the paper towel left in the dispenser.

by Golf 3 November 4, 2022

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Chad

An Arabic slag term to define excess foreskin length on a male phallus

Mohammed, have you heard about his chad? It’s so long!

by Kingkhallid March 1, 2023

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Chad is mysterious! Most to all people who think they know Chad, actually only have this false idea of who Chad is! A lot of people talk, but I haven't seen any of them stand for something like I have seen Chad stand for something! He has insecurities like the rest of us! But he shines through all of them! His smile makes my heart melt! His laugh is like medicine for my soul! He is a hilarious individual, whose uniqueness is exactly that! Unique! Unlike any other! He doesn't try to be like others either! I love Chad! His drive and motivation is out of this world! His determination is contagious! His loyalty is unheard of when it comes to staying true to his friends, his girl, and his family! He's a great man who has had his name been drug through the mudd! But he isnt even close to what they say unless they say hes the BEST!

I AM MADLY IN LOVE WITH CHAD!
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They say alot about Chad, but I dont think they even have a clue

by Hailo48 September 8, 2021

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