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YouTube

Sure! YouTube is like a magical TV that you can watch on your computer, tablet, or phone. It has lots and lots of videos about almost anything you can imagine! There are funny videos, cartoons, songs, and even videos that teach you things like how to draw or make yummy treats. You can watch videos of your favorite toys, animals, or superheroes too! Just like a TV, you can pick what you want to watch and it will play for you. It's a fun place to explore and learn new things!
"Mommy, I love watching YouTube because I can see funny videos of kittens playing and learn how to draw my favorite cartoon characters!"
by 4uffin July 4, 2023
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Youtube

Def 1: an action or moment of pointless stupidity; a person who is stupidly pointless

Def 2: an action or moment of intelligence with a point; a person who is intelligent and purposeful
"Hey, remember Adolph Hitler?"
"Oh yeah, he was such a youtube."
"Wait which definition?"
by brexit_boi January 25, 2023
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YouTube Ad-Blockers

This is the most useful extension for watching a YouTube video seamlessly without getting interrupted by Google's petty ads (Why does big companies ruin everything single innocent thing anyway?)

Basically, it just blocks every single ad that tries to bother you and keep you away from watching your video. This includes ads that are inappropriate and not safe for children. It seems so necessarily, and the good thing is, most of them are free! Yay! No ads! Literally a haven for us, right?

Not for long. YouTube used to be the best and only video site I relied on for years, but now it's a goddang mess in this 2020s decade. It's a pile of kaka that smells like greed. You know why?

IN AROUND 2023, THEY LITERALLY JUST BUILT A SYSTEM THAT ABSOLUTELY ERADICATES EVERY SINGLE AD-BLOCKER, DISPLAY A BLACK SCREEN SO THAT THE BEAUTIFUL VIDEO YOU'RE WATCHING CAN'T PLAY, AND SHOWS YOU THE TEXT:
‘Ad-blockers violate YouTube's Terms of Service’

Like dude, who the hell would read ToSes? I mean, good for you if you had the time and balls to read them, but this is inhumane to sane people. There are millions of people using YouTube, and the majority can't waste their time having to buy premium for just the sake of ‘removing ads’. There are thousands of poor people, you know?

A literal dumb move that Google pulled-off out of their scummy arses. YouTube was good before, and now they're making it dystopic and unpleasant and immoral, and… yeah.

I hope the world will be better soon :`)
Person from 2022: Oh god, these YouTube Ad-Blockers are saving me a ton of time to not watch these annoying ads that come out of my (f-word)-ing screen! Enabling extensions like this make me feel like I'm in heaven! Betchya YouTube couldn't do anything about it >:D

Person from 2024: Erm, actually, you can't use them anymore, since YouTube (or Google actually) heard about this situation and just straight up built a system that blocks every ad-blocker and notifies you with a black screen telling you that you ‘violated’ their ToS and that YouTube Ads actually ‘benefit’ those you watch and create the wonders of art.

Person from 2022: For realsies? I am gonna experience this in 2 years?

Person from 2024: Yeah, sorry, bro. The world got way worse after COVID, at least in terms of technology, but even then we still have global warming. This planet sucks, and it's our fault.

Person from 2022: True, and to you, Google, insults Google in the most unfriendly manner. I WILL BLOCK YOUR HEART ARTIERIES, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT, GOOGLE??? (F-WORD) YOU CAPITALISM, AND GREEDY BIG COMPANIES! Drops f-bomb and shows their middle finger

Person from 2024: Uh… you consider that if Google hears about this, and about free speech, um…

Person from 2022: Friendly goodbye, then goes outside and touches grass
by Wallflower_Blushed_68 October 19, 2024
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Youtube Bloke

A man born in the early to mid 90s whose primary source of information is semi-comic youtube videos. They are usually sceptical of new forms of social media and consume content that reaffirms their existing beliefs.

At social gatherings Youtube Blokes can be found sharing their favourite videos with others. Although the reason for this behaviour is uncertain it has been theorised to be a sign of affection.
Max spent three hours this morning watching old fail army videos. He's become such a youtube bloke since we graduated.
by Leonard Kelly January 10, 2024
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YouTube

The best platform in the world, without a doubt.
No one: Do you watch youtube
me: yeah!!1!!!1!12@@!!1!!!
by 355241257 May 11, 2022
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3d youtube firearm 5

Ammunition for 3d youtube firearm 1,2,3

Materials:
- Heavy paper (such as cardstock or construction paper)
- Scissors
- Ruler
- Pen or pencil
- Glue or tape
- Shotshell crimping tool (optional)

Instructions:

1. Cut a rectangular piece of heavy paper that is approximately 4 inches long and 2 inches wide. This will be the body of the shell.

2. Fold the paper in half lengthwise, creasing it firmly. This will create a center line down the length of the paper.

3. Open the paper back up and draw a line across the center line, approximately 1/2 inch from one end of the paper. This will mark where the base of the shotshell will be.

4. Draw a line lengthwise down the center of the paper, starting at the base line and ending about 1/2 inch from the opposite end of the paper.

5. Fold the paper in half again along the center line, pressing firmly to create a sharp crease.

6. Fold the bottom end of the paper up along the base line, creating a bottom flap that is approximately 1/2 inch long.

7. Apply glue or tape to the top edge of the bottom flap, and press the two sides of the paper together to form a tube. Hold the paper in place until the glue or tape dries.

8. Fill the tube with the desired amount of shot.

9. Cut a circular piece of paper that is slightly larger in diameter than the open end of the tube. This will be the top wad.

10. Place the top wad over the open end of the tube, and press it down firmly to create a seal.
by Cody5050 May 21, 2023
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Youtube of Gaming

A platform dedicated to user generated content in videogame format. Like youtube, the platform relies on user generated content.
Roblox can be considered the first version of youtube of gaming. Its a platform that relies heavily on user generated videogames.
by VGXL March 23, 2023
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