wrist flop child

Mentally handicapped or just plain stupid individuals between the ages of 5 and 15. Otherwise known as queefbags and douchetwats.

A wrist flop child will often be less intelligent than the average douchebag, twatnugget, or krauser.

by Ted Zimmerman February 7, 2009

Child

Something my uncle frank can't be within 100 feet of

"Oh hey look a child"
"Frank you should start running:

by MunkleMoment February 15, 2023

Child slavery

It’s basically school the last institution of child slavery that ppl wanna save for their future kids, fuck school

Child slavery is good

by Sigma gayer 69 May 27, 2023

child

puntable little shit that nobody likes because all it does is cause chaos

"man i hate that child, it's so annoying!" "bruh tf u mean im a child im 87 years old kid"

by BlackHoleGuy December 31, 2022

Star Child

The main protagonist in the P-Funk Mythology. Protector of the Pleasure Principle and representative of Funkentelechy.

Star Child will shoot the bop gun at Sir Nose D Voidoffunk to make him dance!

by RadicalRatisRad April 18, 2021

fed child

A fed child is a person who can be very annoying and irrational. They are are very spoiled people, mostly children, who can't look after themselves. They can sometimes have friends but they tend to act in a way that makes them stand-out. Unfortunately for them, this cause the people around them to leave and they are left alone. There is no cure for this. A fed child can grow out of this when they get older but if they do not, then will most likely die alone.

Plural: Fed children - A group or gang. More than one fed child.

Don't be a fed child
Or
You're acting like a fed child now

by NotAFedChild May 30, 2022

Child

An annoying kid who wont shut up

When a mommy and a daddy fuck rhe have a child

by Dicksucker2.00 September 17, 2019