Speed Walks

Same thing as the "Runs" except its most commonly used when describing a morbidly obese person's Hershey Squirts. because they can't "Run". Only Speed Walk .

Steve: "Hey fatass, didn't I warn you about getting 30 dollars worth of Taco Bell food."

Greg: "Shut up bitch, I had the speed walks all night. Totally worth it though. 10/10 would do again."

Steve: "Dumbass."

by BrownBearr November 17, 2017

Crip walk

When a dyslexic person aka Karlee forgets the word for a car show

Can we go to a crip walk tomorrow

by I am a pimp sorry bout it January 13, 2022

Walking W

Wngelo Wajkunovic is a walking W

Person1: He never takes L's
Person2: He's just like Wngelo Wajkunovic, he's a Walking W

by Wngelo Wajkunovic April 4, 2023

Walking Burger

Typically purchased en-route, from the saver menu. A Walking Burger is a small portable burger capable of being eaten on the move or stashed away in a coat pocket.

Dan: "I'm hungry. It's shame we don't have time to eat."
Vernon: "Don't worry. We'll swing by McD's on the way and grab a couple of walking burgers."

by TopCat94 January 17, 2018

Crab walking

Crab walking is when a female or male after intercourse does that awkward shuffle while cupping their vagina/anus to avoid drippage.

"You should have seen him/her crab walking to the loo after i dumped a massive load of my special sauce in him/her."

by Billnyeforking November 16, 2016

walk the schnauzer

To masturbate (female) - continuing from the definition of a schnauzer (female genitalia), to walk one's schnauzer is to take it out for a spin... so to speak.

Sarah: What do you want to do this afternoon?
Jenny: I think I will stay in and walk the schnauzer

by TJ McTallgirl January 15, 2015

walking infection

A person whose appearance gives the impression that he or she has a virus or contagious disease that can be spread through any sort of physical or sexual contact.

That skank with the tramp stamp is a walking infection, so I just stay away from her.

by boratfan April 20, 2009