Speed Walks

Same thing as the "Runs" except its most commonly used when describing a morbidly obese person's Hershey Squirts. because they can't "Run". Only Speed Walk .

Steve: "Hey fatass, didn't I warn you about getting 30 dollars worth of Taco Bell food."

Greg: "Shut up bitch, I had the speed walks all night. Totally worth it though. 10/10 would do again."

Steve: "Dumbass."

by BrownBearr November 17, 2017

Walking Burger

Typically purchased en-route, from the saver menu. A Walking Burger is a small portable burger capable of being eaten on the move or stashed away in a coat pocket.

Dan: "I'm hungry. It's shame we don't have time to eat."
Vernon: "Don't worry. We'll swing by McD's on the way and grab a couple of walking burgers."

by TopCat94 January 17, 2018

walking the dogs

An excuse to beat your meat while in the middle of anything.

b3n: imma go start walking the dogs brb.
dk: ay fuck him hes gonna beat his dick.
adam: he do what he gotta do

by wegotbored gaming May 13, 2020

Chad Walk

When someone walks in such a stiff way with their thick ass muscles cuz they’re hot as fuck very common with dudes named Colin

Damn Colin you chad walking like crazy! But you do be a sexy motha fucka tho

by Many_Man_superior June 11, 2020

Walk Funny

When people are out of the ordinary, either weird, akward or odd.

The people in my school walk funny

by Mia Kara September 15, 2020

sped walking

Sped walking, also known as Racewalking, is a long-distance athletic event. Although it is a foot race, it is different from running in that one foot must appear to be in contact with the ground at all times. Stride length is reduced, so to achieve competitive speeds, racewalkers must attain cadence rates comparable to those achieved by Olympic 400-metre runners—and they must do so for hours at a time since the Olympic events are the 20 kilometre race walk and 50-kilometre (31 mi) race walk. The term sped walk is often confused for "speed walk' which isn't even a word.

Did you see how fast Sally was sped walking today?? It was amazing!

by spedwalkerjay October 11, 2012

Crunchy walk

When tits so cold that the grass freezes, and therefor seems crunchy when you walk on it.

Tom: bring your jacket.
Tammy: is it that cold?

Tom: yap, we have a crunchy walk ahead of us !

by thalongwalks February 22, 2011