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Touched

To say you got touched is to say you got ripped off.
Peter: How much did you pay for your tickets?

Tom: $150 each for 3

Peter: You got touched! I paid $300 for 4!!
by SpaghettiBetty June 2, 2022
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Spicy Touch

Touching genitals after preparing peppers and failing to wash your hands.
"Babe! It's cool! It's not gonorrhea, I just got some spicy touch. Save me some tacos and I'll be out in a moment!"
by Mediocre_Bard March 31, 2022
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touch grass

something that genshin, lol, gacha heat kids, and etc. it's a way to mess with someone who is on the internet too much or plays one of the pepole listed
alex: hey karter, instead of cranking 90s you should crank deez nuts and touch grass
karter: WHAT THE FUCK I ALMOST BEAT NINJA
by cheesegameridk April 8, 2022
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Touch grass

An insult telling the subject to hang him self until the feet touch the grass. The etymology is from the country and western song, Green, Green Grass of Home
His comment on Reddit bothered me and so rather than make a reasoned comment, I told him to touch grass.
by GG1000 April 9, 2022
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Cheese touch

by 'fewfb April 12, 2022
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Midas Touch Effect

A phenomenon where anything created by the internet, will be destroyed by the internet, usually in the matter of days.
“Hey did you hear about (insert popular online event/trend/game)?”

“Yeah, but more and more people started joining in on it and they ruined it. It’s always a recurring Midas Touch Effect whenever the internet gets a hold of something precious.”
by Sxftware April 12, 2022
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Touch Grass

A phrase you would say to somebody who has lost touch with reality
Person A: "Bro, look at this picture of Nick Wilde. I'd let him hit any day

Person B: "Touch grass man, god why are you like this."
by GreenPlad April 19, 2022
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