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Queef

Basically farting, but out of the vagina, except it's not methane, it's just air trapped in the vagina, and only smells if the women's on her period or have an infection, so if you're woman's queef smells, don't have sex with her with her and if you already have, uuuh... Go to the doctors
Man: (has a massive fart)
Man: (laughs)
Woman: eww
Woman: (queefs)
Woman: (laughs)
Man: EWWW

Queefing is gay, farts are better
by Luvs2spewge February 25, 2022
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Regurgitated Queef

When a girl queefs in your mouth while your eating her out and her queef makes you throw up in her vagina.
“I gave her a regurgitated queef yesterday
by Famalishis December 20, 2020
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Queef Huffer

To describe a non-intelligent white person with the last name Seaver , A Queef Huffer
by Herbert Hancock August 9, 2022
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Splooge Queef

the formation of a splooge bubble resulting from the simultaneous act of splooging and queefing.
I shat on my girlfriend's chest after her splooge queefe bubble popped on my forehead.
by Big Daddy Dirty D January 26, 2011
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Queef Louraine

Queef Louraine is when you fart into a female's vagina, to which she then fanny farts it into your mouth.

Not to be mistaken with Quiche Louraine!
"Girls, so like i was with Tome last night and we did the Queef Louraine, it was so hot!"
by ManBabby June 17, 2018
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Beef Queef

When one consumes a disgustingly large amount of beef, and then excretes an unhealthy amount of beef-flavored anal queefs.
"Hey Jimmy!"
"Sup."
"I've eaten a lot of steak, and now I am queefing right in my pants and it smells like gravy!"
"Looks like you've had a case of the beef queefs!"
by ARatherSmallBakedBean June 7, 2016
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Communist Queef

A queef while a girl is on her period.
« She did a fat communist queef »
by KnightPug July 17, 2019
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