January 3rd

National slap your teachers ass day

January 3rd national slap your teachers ass day
*Slaps teachers ass*
-Go to detention now. -Teacher
-Its national slap your teachers ass day -You
-Oh.. okay then -Teacher

by notkoa June 12, 2022

January 4th

January 4th is national send nudes day, on this day you can send nudes to whoever your comfortable with such as friends, your ex, your crush as long as they are okay with it.

Friend 1: Bro I gotta send you nudes

Friend. 2: why!!
Friend 1: it’s January 4th

Friend 2: oh okay

by JordanPoolesSon January 1, 2022

January 25th

Today is Aiden’s birthday! Any other celebration/anniversary doesn’t count. It’s Aiden’s day and Aiden’s only and everyone deserves an international holiday because of how important Aiden is to the world.

“We can’t have our anniversary today babe it’s January 25th, Aiden’s day”

“Look it’s the most important day of the year!, January 25th”

by Biscuits are nice October 3, 2021

January 10

January 10 is National Ask Your Crush Out Day. You HAVE to do it!! The chances of them saying yes are 69% higher today!

Thomas: Will you go out with me?
Ella: Oop. Looks like it's January 10 so I have to say yes.
Thomas: Yesssssssssssssssssss!

by RatatouilleCoochieSmell January 8, 2020

January 11

People born this date arr yo lame to confesa their feelings to their love interests.

John:Why don't you tell her that You love her??
Michael:Sorry I can't i was born on January 11

by Mark Smug November 4, 2019

January 20

National anime day.Any person could watch any anime for as long as they want. Cosplay also a part of anime day.

Sasuke: what do you want to watch

Naruto: it’s January 20 we are going to watch anime today You better believe it.

by Sumahawar January 20, 2021

January 3rd

January 3rd is global noise day where you are allowed to make as much noise without being disturbed

Jon: keep it quiet over there will you!

Bobby: nah its January 3rd which means national noise day

by Cillmaster October 15, 2020