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Brandon

Oh, that useless Brandon, it's fucked....
by MrIndi October 3, 2023
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brandon and ryan

you are such a brandon and ryan man
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Brandon

A short soccer player. He wants to know all the tea and won't stop annoying you till he knows. The opposite of sexy. Thinks he is good at everything.(but his siblings are cute)
"Brandon is soooooo short and annoying"
by kitkat601 March 4, 2020
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Brandon

A sporty, dumb guy who everyone was in love with at some point. Sometimes he's funny, he hangs around the weirdest people and has nicknames for almost everyone. Overall, he's stupid.
"Hey, did that guy just carve his girlfriends initial onto his hand!?"
"Yep, that's Brandon."
by men_hot. March 15, 2023
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Brandon Hancock cock

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brandon-catron

the keyholder to a mercedes bakers heart
the brandon-catron held the only key to the mercedes bakers heart hopefully it didnt get lost
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Brandon

He a god named Brandon and his 3 centimeter Demeter is able to pierce through your wierd uncle. He is acceptionally smart and will make u have sec with him for answers on a test. He might be Asian but ha can pack a punch. He is able to use the N word at any given moment so watch out basketball players. His trading card collection can attract any girl around him and can give bill gates ligma, he is such a Chad and is a great friend.
Brandon can see your uncle later
by Dhdhfhbf May 17, 2022
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