Tard-Old: A term defined by reaching an age in which you no longer contain coherence in your everyday speach, often accompanied with memory loss and loss of bowell control.
Jeremy: Your Great Grandmother is still alive?
Jarod: I guess if you consider someone that is Tard-Old living...
Jarod: I guess if you consider someone that is Tard-Old living...
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Get the tard mug.An act which defies both physics and logic; one which can only be described using the words "OM(F)G".
Oh My (Fucking) God, you should have seen it! I don't know how, but he actually got back up and tried it again!! It was the most OM(F)G-Tarded thing I've seen in my life!!! I mean, really...what was he thinking????
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An individual slow of wit but who has enough going on to be fed ridiculous BS and recite it back accurately on demand. One whose dimwittedness is their dominant and most endearing characteristic.
Big Willis, the overweight pawn mouthpiece of the fraternity boys, recited the foul lyrics of the Anti Frat Rat song to any and all who would listen to his semi-tard rant.
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Tard - also known as "Health Leader", is the name given to people in the tard class.
Tard - also known as "Health Leader", is the name given to people in the tard class.
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