Steve Jobs

A dead body lying in Apple Park who is already dead in 2011 lol bruhhhhhh and invited a fucking small iPhone 4s and ugly iPhone 3gs and shity big iPad just like a shity big iPhone
and Steve Jobs created many fucking stubid apple fans as they are brainless and buying fucking overpriced stuffs

Guy A: look, he just like one of the Steve Jobs fans
Guy B: pqlmn I love apple iPhone Android is shit rjvbzx

by PolyMoster February 7, 2022

Steve

A man typically in his late 40's, with a massive beer belly and an even more massive bad attitude.
These are usually found inhabiting the midlands of England and Scotland

"Did you see that guy yelling at youths yesterday?"
"Yeah man he is such a Steve"
"Ikr"

by Raf is on the roof again January 28, 2022

Kitchen Steve

That guy who does everything way cheaper than your local business'. Need a haircut, call Kitchen Steve, Tattoo? He's not licensed but he got this cool tattoo gun off eBay once and he practices on himself.

Dude you don't need to pay $60 for that haircut man, Kitchen Steve will do it for $10. Let me give him a call!

by ChaoticFreedoms October 29, 2020

Steve

A Minecraft character and the generic famous skin.
A respectable figure.

Bob: I just met the real Steve!
Jake: Are you ok?

by Mine.Craft December 2, 2020

Steve Irwining

A sexual act between two people one whom acts as Steve Irwin and shouts phrases such as “Crickey, It’s off the richter” and “Have a go at this beauty”, the other acts as a wild person that the Steve impersonator has to capture this can be achieved through physical force or the use of ropes. The game ends when either Steve or the wild person successfully inserts a finger in the anus of the other the one who has a finger in the anus shouts “Crikey”.

Boyfriend: (Attempting to capture girlfriend whilst acting as Steve Irwin) “Woooo, we got a wild one here, just hold still not gunna hurt ya”.
Girlfriend: (Successfully inserts finger into anus of Boyfriend) “You forgot I am the master at this game”
Boyfriend: “Ohhh awww….. Crikey!”
Girlfriend: “I win the Steve Irwining game again.”

by ghost111111 March 9, 2022

Pulling a Mr steve

The act of leaning on your chair that results in you falling on your ass.

Pulling a Mr steve: I almost pulled a Mr steve in my office chair but i managed to catch myself.

by WACKYJK33 December 19, 2023

Steve

What to call someone when they state something completely incorrect

“Mate that was so Steve of you” in response to someone saying a sexist and/or misogynistic remark

by Sookie December 25, 2023