shitchronized

The moment when you and a friend are texting and taking a shit at the same time.

Friend 1: "Dude are you taking a shit right now?"
Friend 2: "Yeah bro, it's super spicy."
Friend 1: "Bro, we just shitchronized."

by @yaboiHermaphodite March 12, 2017

Snatch trap

When the woman entices the man to be in a relationship. Like when a man entices a woman to be caught in the dicksand.

He was gonna dump he but he was so far caught in the snatch trap he married her

by Snopar April 14, 2017

Slitch

Slutty bitch

That girl is such a slitch

by Cruseman April 16, 2017

snatch purse

When a woman hides items of personal value in her vagina.

Bro, my sis thought she was going to be searched by the 5-0, so she stored her crack in her snatch purse.

by Stealthy_Redneck October 31, 2017

Skitch Buhl

Noun - Someone who is skitchin, acting crazy, wild, or psycho.

"Oh my god, Stacey is such a skitch buhl!"

by kirstenmccarthy May 3, 2018

skitchbag

It’s a slut and bitch mixed together

Wow look at that skitchbag drinking water

by Loser27012701 May 5, 2018

snatch cactus

Went your cunt is so dry a little cactus pops up in the corner to provide satisfaction

She was such a miserable bitch until she finally grew her very own snatch cactus and finally got a moment of satisfaction.

by Reithrese May 22, 2018