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Sea pig

Naval slang for a member of Shore Patrol, the Navy's military police that looks for sailors / marines to burn every time a ship pulls into port. Universally hated by all members of the service.

Can be found roaming around town doing bitch shit like writing people up for underage drinking or not having appropriate attire. Usually, sea pigs are unintelligent, arrogant and extremely aggressive individuals.

Sea pigs can be uniformed or in plainclothes, and usually patrol bars, brothels and other nefarious haunts that are popular among sailors. Easily avoided by steering clear of any of the aforementioned locales and putting as much distance between yourself and the ship on liberty.
"Bro, those two guys in civies following us were definitely sea pigs."
"You sure they weren't just locals?"
"I'm pretty sure Japanese locals don't sport white skin and Oakleys."

"Did you see what happened last night? HT1 got drunk again and got into a fight with the locals. Shore Patrol showed up, heard it took 8 sea pigs to get him cuffed."
by BiggerGorilla125 August 9, 2020
mugGet the Sea pigmug.

Sea orchard

Synonymous for sea urchin when used by a drunk girl
Her: There's sea orchards in the ocean
Me: huh?
by Drill88 July 1, 2018
mugGet the Sea orchardmug.

on a snake in the sea

1. Lost or hopeless, with no sense of direction.

2. Stuck or abandoned.
Toby is on a snake in the sea when it comes to ordering poké bowls for lunch. He'll stand in line for hours trying to make up his mind.
by juiceco January 12, 2017
mugGet the on a snake in the seamug.

Sea sick Steve

When one gets a handjob on a couch/ sofa in front of their friends parents
Yeah, he got a sea sick Steve in front of Emma's mum!
by Ryzo surprizo August 22, 2016
mugGet the Sea sick Stevemug.

Albino sea monkeys

sperm, cum, semen, etc
no i refuse to accept your albino sea monkeys
by sugma1232 December 29, 2022
mugGet the Albino sea monkeysmug.

Red Sea badge

Intercourse during her period
Yo Bobby, have you got your Red Sea badge? I got mine the other night after getting my red wings..
by Is_FuZe April 25, 2021
mugGet the Red Sea badgemug.

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