Rusty Table

You are doing anal with a girl and you pull out and tit fuck her thus creating a "Rusty Table."

"You won't believe this man but last night my girlfriend let me give her a "Rusty Table!"

by T-PORTS September 12, 2012

rusty monkey

Drinking down a forty ounce alcoholic beverage to a desired level (typically the bottom of the cone), then topping off your forty with Mad Dog 20/20. The same concept as a brass monkey, but a lot more disgusting.

Jose: That beezy was on my dick last night!

Juan: Well no wonder, she had herself a rusty monkey

by grady hernandez October 14, 2012

Rusty Fog

A fart.

"Kris just let out a rusty fog right in Jo and Kim's faces"

by Krijim October 8, 2011

Rusty Roads

Dry period blood on a man's penis. Usually dries within 5 minutes after intercourse and turns a coppery rust color....

10 minutes after fucking a chick on her period, Johny looked at his dick and said, "Damn, I got some serious Rusty Roads."

by chaseman36 August 21, 2009

Rusty Screw

The act of having anal intercourse without prior cleansing of the colon, followed by immediate insertion without cleaning into the vagina of a woman

1. That rusty screw gave me a yeast infection.
2. My bitch was giving me lip last night so I rusty screwed her.

by Panzer23 April 26, 2011

rusty swordfish

fucking a chick in the ass until u get poopy dick and then stick it in her vag :-)

Johny gave that skank a rusty swordfish last night, and now she's got ecoli-of-the-vag.

by squintsbichniggamothafuckas September 7, 2010

rusty steve

This is a ice cream snikers bar inserted in the butt. And eaten before it melts.

Gloria let me eat the rusty steve last night!!!!!!

by cog rod July 22, 2010