rusty bucket

A shot of the worst brand of tequila the bar has. Usually given to enemies, d-bags or just your idiot friend.

One usually proposes a shot and orders one rusty bucket and one good shot that looks like a rusty bucket (usually whiskey/vodka depending on color of tequila) so the other party is none the wiser.

After a set amount of time passes said target usually forgets so you can purchase another rusty bucket and propose it as an apology and punk them yet again.
Example 1:
Person 1: See that douchey bro by the bar
Person 2: Yea? Should we mess with him?
Person 1: Yeah, Go buy him a rusty bucket. That'll have him puking his brains outs
(Aforementioned Bro will be to douchey to realize what has transpired)

Example 2:
Idiot Friend: Ughh man wtf was that?
You: You just drank a rusty bucket dumbass!
by UrbanTequila September 02, 2015
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rusty duce

The first crap taken after anal sex which causes bleeding. Possibly due to the iron content of human blood.
I think I drank too much last night. This morning my butt hurts and I dropped a rusty duce.
by Akbar Shabazz Jenkins July 26, 2008
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rusty hornblower

A person who licks their lover's rectum while at the same time jerks the person off.
In the gay porno the smaller guy gave the bigger guy a rusty hornblower.
by KurtRegan August 08, 2007
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Rusty nail

A homeless dude is beating his meat on the side of the road and the little girl said hey daddy what is that and he sayed of sweaty that is a rusty nail
by Omg I just had a shit break November 17, 2015
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rusty swordfish

fucking a chick in the ass until u get poopy dick and then stick it in her vag :-)
Johny gave that skank a rusty swordfish last night, and now she's got ecoli-of-the-vag.
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Rusty Screw

The act of having anal intercourse without prior cleansing of the colon, followed by immediate insertion without cleaning into the vagina of a woman
1. That rusty screw gave me a yeast infection.
2. My bitch was giving me lip last night so I rusty screwed her.
by Panzer23 April 08, 2011
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rusty steve

This is a ice cream snikers bar inserted in the butt. And eaten before it melts.
Gloria let me eat the rusty steve last night!!!!!!
by cog rod July 19, 2010
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