Russian Suck

The art of a Russian prostitute in a bear costume get down on her hands and knees and begin to claw and bite at your dick like a bear, while this is happening another Russian prostitute is pouring hot wax on yours and the other Russian prostitutes back while reading the Book of Job in the Bible.
Would you two fine ladies want to do a Russian Suck?
by NotJames... Ok it's James April 27, 2017
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russian mud slap

when your having sex with your girl and when she turns around you crap in your hand and slap it into her face
When shila wasnt looking i gave her the old russian mud slap
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Russian Tap Water

That clear substance Russians enjoy on a daily bases, ie Vodka.
Hey guys lets stop by my place, i've got some russian tap water
by Todd Hat December 23, 2009
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Moscow Super Russian

While a woman is visiting Moscow Russia from the states, she has a sexual encounter with two hairy Russians (preferably named Yuri and Igor) which involves the two men shoving both there penises in her vagina at the same time forming like a super sized shlong.
Whore: Man that trip to Moscow,Russia took a toll on my pussy after receiving a Moscow Super Russian. Igor and Yuri were hairy like animal!!!

Friend: Damn you a ho!!!!!!
by cocolocomoco June 02, 2014
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Russian dish rag

after finishing on a girl's face you proceed to wipe off the white stuff with your balls
Last night when I gave my girl Russian dish rag, she was eternally grateful.

A Russian dish rag is better than no rag at all.
by Christo2states June 15, 2008
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russian race horse

when you have to pee really bad that it starts to hurt that you have to move around
by Schomby February 09, 2018
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Russian Jack Hammer

1 Russian Jack Hammer:
Hit a big bowl of weed
While holding hit in:
place a caffeine pill on your tongue
wash down with a shot of vodka
chug a beer (usually pabst)
Exhale
Do 5 in a night and its called a 'revolution'
by steve jacobs2 July 28, 2011
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