real ass bitcoin

a bharlotte cridge is what they call the very rare 6ft turtle that can be found off the gulf of mexico and sometimes is the honduras. it's jaw is strong enough to break through human bones, so if you do end up seeing one do not go close to it. watch out.

noob surfer: woah, is that a giant turtle???
pro surfer: nah, what you're seein' is a real ass bitcoin
noob surfer: is it dangerous???
pro surfer: yeah brah, don't go close, it'll eat you.
noob surfer: gnarly.
pro surfer: 🤙🏼
noob surfer: 🤙🏼

by realassbitcoin🙈😜 May 29, 2019

For real banana peel

An expression used in a situation to infer that one is as serious as a heart attack, but in a banana peely way.

Saira: wow! For real? Did you really tongue kiss Matt Damon?!

Joey: For real banana peel!!!

by aerdu May 28, 2013

Planning In Real Time

When you’re playing it by ear but want to sound like a professional in front of the customer.

The customer continued to alter the scope even while deploying the solution, we had to start planning in real time in order to deliver everything in a timely fashion.

by The hitchhiker March 5, 2020

Real Nigga Barz

When a Rapper/Artist say some Amazing Wordplay, Punchlines, or beyond fire lyrics that a real nigga can relate to in a Song.

Kendrick Lamar: “Rich nigga momma know I made it brother” “Go Figure, never caught cases brother”

Real Nigga: “That’s sum Real Nigga Barz rite der!”

by Jai22 August 28, 2021

Dev (Real Meaning)

Has a 12in dick, fucks girls and is the alpha male of his group. His 12in dick is never a problem.

Dev (Real Meaning) IS SO HOT

by NouriIsNotCool October 5, 2020

baby get real

to tell someone :
you wish!
or
yeah right!

used by everyone :D

except girls use it more.

term used to be like 'hello, wake up call, ain't happenin.'

girl: I'm going to win the lottery
boy: baby get real!

hahaha.

by Martaaaa February 23, 2009

Real Mothafuckin' Soft

Smooth, elegant, refined--dope. Masculinity at it's purest form. Strength embodied softly.

Dang, Steph's jumper is real mothafuckin' soft.

...

Remember when Deon went 100 yards on his toes, that shit was real mothafuckin' soft.

by Isingofshine February 22, 2023