russian mud slap

when your having sex with your girl and when she turns around you crap in your hand and slap it into her face

When shila wasnt looking i gave her the old russian mud slap

by travis shaw and ty horbinski August 24, 2008

Moscow Super Russian

While a woman is visiting Moscow Russia from the states, she has a sexual encounter with two hairy Russians (preferably named Yuri and Igor) which involves the two men shoving both there penises in her vagina at the same time forming like a super sized shlong.

Whore: Man that trip to Moscow,Russia took a toll on my pussy after receiving a Moscow Super Russian. Igor and Yuri were hairy like animal!!!

Friend: Damn you a ho!!!!!!

by cocolocomoco June 2, 2014

Russian Tap Water

That clear substance Russians enjoy on a daily bases, ie Vodka.

Hey guys lets stop by my place, i've got some russian tap water

by Todd Hat December 23, 2009

Russian dish rag

after finishing on a girl's face you proceed to wipe off the white stuff with your balls

Last night when I gave my girl Russian dish rag, she was eternally grateful.

A Russian dish rag is better than no rag at all.

by Christo2states June 16, 2008

Russian Snow Storm

When you have had a serious case of the not getting any in an extremely extended period of time. So much so to where when you finally do "release the tension" it blows your partner(or you depending on position) across the room and possibly(most likely) plastered to the opposite wall.

Rick: Yo Bob, did you see Scary Movie 1 when the two have sex during the party right after home slice mows down the massive bush of the chick?

Bob: Yeah man. Why do you ask though?

Rick: Well, I found out yesterday that it's totally called a Russian Snow Storm.

Bob: No fuckin' shit? This hilarious! *LMAO*

by Snowstormmaster December 7, 2010

russian race horse

when you have to pee really bad that it starts to hurt that you have to move around

I gotta piss like a Russian race horse

by Schomby May 5, 2018

Russian Jack Hammer

A crazy drinking ritual.

1 Russian Jack Hammer:
Hit a big bowl of weed
While holding hit in:
place a caffeine pill on your tongue
wash down with a shot of vodka
chug a beer (usually pabst)
Exhale
Do 5 in a night and its called a 'revolution'

by steve jacobs2 July 28, 2011