lukey p

When a guy with a huge cock tricks a nice little college girl into giving him her virginity! Than he shags her so hard that her vagina rips open and bleeds all over his knob!
Not to be confused with the girl's period lolz.

Poor college chick: Oh shit my fanny is bleeding, it must have been Lukey P!!!!!!!

by MisterBoombastic March 22, 2009

Matty P

Someone who rolls really shitty blunts. Looks like his own dog coop. His friends call him mumbles, he skimps hella kids and gets bullied by the kids on the track team

Matty P a mumbled coop looking nigga

by Ben Dover2.0 February 4, 2014

pushing P

P=Popping man pussy
pushing P=pushing hemorrhoids out of you man pussy after a long anal finger blasting with your uncle

yo me and my uncle were pushing P

by yourfriendlyelateacher January 18, 2022

P pog

P=petty P=peice O=of G=garbage
P pog

P pog means pretty peice of garbage.

by Yea this is isaakool April 1, 2019

Pushing P

It means you REALLY have to pee.

MS. WILLIAMS CAN I BE EXCUSED FOR A MOMENT??!! I'M PUSHING P!!

by MommyS February 20, 2022

p-bone

a very hard penis erectus, the main bone

After I gave her a poon smooch, I gave her the P-bone

by manbone April 19, 2007

The 2 P's

Pregnant and prison. Used to succinctly describe the future of your booty call's hopeless children.

After an hour of listening to his fuck buddy give him shit about his desire to go back to school, Jason turned to her and said, "Bitch, with that kind of attitude your lil girl and boy are going to grow up representing the 2 P's - pregnant and prison!"

by ThyRoid Rage December 11, 2010