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Shoe duck

Something you call somebody when they first get knew shoes, but you aren't used to seeing them in those shoes, so they kind of look like a duck to you.
"Hey did you see Johnathan's new shoes"

"Oh yeah, he's a total shoe duck."
by Moisturize_robots June 5, 2024
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Beef Stew in my Shoe

Diarrhea (aka beef stew) neatly dripped down the production line (your pant leg), gathered in your sterilized shoe, then canned for resale, or to simply waft with besties on a rainy day.
Beef stew in my shoe” has been so well received, I’ve been asked to expand my menu.

Shoe salad, foot fries, hamstring hash, ankle appetizers, all served with toe jam gravy.
by BB29576 April 21, 2023
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Kinky Shoe

A kinky person, that identifies as a skechers shoe
"YoU're sucH a KInKy shOE"

"uR kINky fOr eVeythiNg"

"ANd u gEt hIt wiTh a shOe"
by STAN BLACKPINK November 23, 2021
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Mr Funny Shoes

A term used to a in denial gay man, who wears different coloured shoes of the same design at the same time. He claims this to be him expressing his individuality but in reality it’s his subconscious expression his closeted gayness.
“Oh here there he is again ,Mr Funny shoes, if he was any deeper in his closet he would be in Narnia
by Buddahsquirtmiester January 20, 2025
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Otis-Shoe

A universally disliked piece of footwear. Usually categorized by an entire community’s hatred and outrage regarding it. In some instances loved by nobody.
Hey... you see that shoe? That is an Otis-shoe. God awful fucking trash and everyone agrees.
by Kubby13 September 5, 2019
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Shoe Full

An alternative expression to ‘shitting ones self’. The fecal matter accidentally vacates the anus and slips down ones leg, until it reaches its final destination... the shoe.
I didn’t see that bus coming. I ended up with a bloody shoe full.
by Carpet Bonce April 17, 2019
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Shoes

A term for fake ID. A shoemaker is someone who creates fake IDs.
Man I need new shoes.

New shoes? Why?

No not like those shoes. I got busted.

Oh.
by Abigail King June 4, 2024
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