the long one

a bigger than usual erection

my girl came over last night and i gave her the long one!

by Juan De Longezone April 10, 2009

one swiper

The rare occurrence of only needing one swipe of toilet paper to completely clean your arse after taking a shite.

Jim: "How did that shite go for ye?"

John: "Great, it was a one swiper"

Jim: "Can't bate them"

by rupertthebear March 13, 2014

Spider One

Hottie front man of synth-metal band Powerman 5000. Rob Zombie's brother. Hard body, deranged expression and voice like a drill sergeant. Best known for songs "When Worlds Collide" & "Bombshell".

Did you see Spider One back when he had Bright As Fuck Yellow hair?

by LyraDove May 27, 2014

Hon one

The state of courting or pursuing a person of the opposite sex with the the hopes of engaging in sexual activity

Did you see David over there showing off his police badge to that girl and buying her shots? He couldn't be more hon one right now.

by Jaybone69 December 19, 2014

Drunk one

A drunk one is the person that says the most stupid things. They are the type of people who are not really drunk but act like it. They can be very awkward and are the most terrible singers. If you know a drunk one approach it with the greatest caution. You'll never know what they'll do.

Girl: OMG that guy is such a drunk one.

Boy: chill dude you don't want to be labeled as a drunk one.

by Don't know don't care October 9, 2015

One Uper

A person who always has a better story then the one just told

I said I'd seen the band twice, but my friend the one uper, said he'd seen them four times

by The 2112 Hollilama November 10, 2018

wanna one

A k-pop group made out of top 11 boys from mnet's survival show called "Produce 101 season 2".The group is debuting this august. Group consists of 11 members:
1. Kang Daniel (MMO) *center*
2.Park Jihoon (Maroo)
3.Lee Daehwi (Brand New Music)
4.Kim Jaehwan (Indevidual trainee)
5.Ong Seungwoo (Fantagio)
6.Park Woojin (Brand New Music)
7.Lai Guanlin (Cube)
8. Yoon Jisung (MMO)
9.Hwang Minhyun (Pledis- member of 'Nu'est')
10.Bae Jinyoung (C9)
11. Ha Seungwoon (Ardor&Able-member of 'Hotshot')

Person 1: Hey have you watched 'Produce 101 season 2'?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Really? What's the debut group's name?
Person 2: 'Wanna one'.

by wannable July 7, 2017