Noob Choke

Bottling a game at the last possible moment as a consequence of being a newbie in the game and lacking the skills or levelheadedness to follow through.

A friend, let's call him Wout, has never won a game of bowling before. After leading the game since the start, he noob chokes during his final throws, resulting in a loss.

by Toinboer February 13, 2024

Noob plx

internet speech for "bitch please". usually used as a term of exasperation for someone new to an online game.

"Hey why is the AWP not on this server? its the best gun in counter strike."
"noob plx gtfo"

by car car vroom vroom December 9, 2008

noob

Horrible person that deserves the worst pain imaginable and endless torture in hell.

You're a noob you bitch.

by pickleboi September 4, 2021

noob

Noobs are not to be confused with newbs
newbs are just new and should be taught and respected
noobs think they are pros and speak in annoying leet language and annoy others and dont wanna learn

Newb:How do i get an AK-74?
pro:you get it at lvl 100
newb:thanks

noob:101 1\/|3 R0xx0rz 11k3 F1/-\|\/|1|\|G0000!!!!G0 shútup n00ß m3 pr0!!!
pro:stop with ur annoying leet language
noob:shutup n00ß
pro:*kills noob*
noob:|-|/-\CK3R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pro:*kills again*
noob:1/-\w1 U N00ß |-|/-\CK3R 1 R3P0RT3D YU0
(admin joins the game)
noob:|-|3y n00ß
admin:im no noob
admin:/kill noob
noob:*dies*
noob:HAX3RRRRRRRRRR
noob:|\/|3 PR0!!!!!
admin:/ban noob
(noob gets banned forever until they unban him)
pro:thanks u banned the noobish leetspeaker

by Hackerslayer/Toxicslayer September 1, 2021

noob

this is when your really bad at the game, you are actually the worst, LITERALLY
get gud m8

he died because he threw a bomb at himself, what a noob.

by TheNinjaFromFortnite June 17, 2018

Noob

Noob is the short-term of 'newbie'. Newbie or noob is someone who's new to a video game. Noobs are people who still don't know how the game works, or how the control works or even have no idea what they are playing. Many people use it the wrong way. E.X: if someone killed you or you have killed someone in a video game doesn't mean they are a noob. They think it means "a bad player" which is false, because many people who've been playing a game for a year (in that case they aren't a noob)and are bad at Pvp.

That guy doesn't even know how to move. He must be a noob.

by Explainingwords January 16, 2019

noob

not pro

Player: dude why you so noob
Player2: dies

by Nyan dog March 12, 2020