Idaho potato

Someone that takes really ugly selfies
“Hey have you seen Dianna’s new post?”
Yea, she’s such an Idaho potato!”
by Big Fat Oof January 31, 2019
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mouse potato

A mouse whos mother slept with a patato
Mums a mouse dads a potato baby = mouse potato
by Suckmypotato August 04, 2008
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Potato Queen

A potato queen usually refers to a gay asian male who is exclusively attracted to caucasian males. He generally is not attracted to any other race except white. A potato queen general plays the more passive role in a relationship. In a negative light, potato queens are seen as perpetuating the exotic asian sterotype or seen as a self hating asian who does like the physical features of his own race. A potato queen can also be seen as reducing the masculinity of asian males as they are seen more submissive than their caucasian counterparts. In a positive light, potato queens are seen as assimilating into the dominant society. They are generally more westernized in fashion, personality and taste than their sticky rice counterparts.
I only like white guys because I am a potato queen.
by Stan123 March 19, 2006
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Potato Surfing

When two girls, (lesbians) "Double End" a potato, meaning each party takes one end of the same potato and pleasure themselves by humping each other.
"Jenna and I went potato surfing while Brad and Joey watched, it was the most wonderful experience of my life!"

"I watched a couple of girls Potato Surf in my basement, it was great."
by Creepy Literacy August 13, 2009
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Potato Water

The seminal fluids from a man's ejaculation. The smell is similar to that of a freshly cut russett potato.

"Dang I didn't know that soulja boy song was all about shooting potato water on a hoe!!"

"She came to softball practice smelling like potato water"

"I shot all my potato water that night but she still wanted more! This chick had a white liver for sure!"
by JaXson Aces November 21, 2007
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potato cum

a guy who puts a hole in a potato and slips his dick inside and goes for it and cums so much it fills the potato and leaks out
guy1: wheres a potato im going to cum

guy2: wtf why you need a potato to cum?

guy3: you potato cum to can I join?
by doradicksucker1234 July 21, 2018
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polish potato

a rock out in a hay field.
when you mow that field tomorrow morning watch out for hitting polish potatoes.
by dave4817 June 30, 2004
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