Ninja Shit 

Where you shit so fast, it'll seem like you never left where you were.

If you're on the job and you have to go, but you're afraid to leave.... take a ninja shit.

Ninja Shit by Ivana humpoalot November 5, 2011

Tech Ninja

The most awesome position to be in all of Theatre. They run the whole show, controlling lights, sound, and the stage crew. The are invisible to the public but a major influence to the cast.

I love being a Tech Ninja! :)

Tech Ninja by techieninja February 27, 2010

Nasty Ninja

The act of suprising a partner by inserting a baby oil or etc bottle into their anus and dispensing the contained oil causing an eruption of sorts all over their crack and cheeks.

Last night I got cindy with a Nasty Ninja, the oil flowed like a fountain.

Nasty Ninja by mcnasty6969 March 6, 2011

day of the ninja

"day of the ninja" is a fake holiday created by ninjaburger.com in competition with "internationl talk like a pirate day". it is celebrated on december 5th. it is designed to celebrate ninja in all their glory. it is customary for those who celebrate to dress and act like ninja.

(december 4th)
dude 1: hey dude, whatcha doin tomorrow?
dude 2: bein a ninja
dude 1: what?
dude 2: tomorrow's day of the ninja. duh
dude 1: oh. sweet! i wanna be a ninja!
dude 2: then dress up as one

day of the ninja by seadracon October 9, 2006

Can't Cum Ninja Bailout 

When your having sex with a super hot girl that you really like and realize you can't cum. So, in order to distract her from this issue you fall over and do an elaborate ninja flip off the bed with hopes diverting her attention away from the fact that you cant cum and towards your awesome ninja flip.

i was with this super hot girl last night and i couldn't get off so i had to pull the can't cum ninja bailout

Can't Cum Ninja Bailout by just a little mah'gee September 20, 2011

chocolate ninja

A person highly skilled in ass assassination. A prerequisite of the chocolate ninja is a high degree of stealth so that his target is entirely unaware of what is about to come.

Don't go anywhere alone with Tom, he's a right chocolate ninja!

chocolate ninja by crxchaos May 28, 2005

Mind Ninja  

To be slick with your thinking and otherwise in most cases outsmart an opponate

U are sutch a Mind Ninja beacouse you beat me in craneium.

Mind Ninja by Jessica Ashly Eslinger September 5, 2007