Matthew Perry’d

Getting electrocuted in a random hot tub.

Damn, that shit smelled like chicken soup after she got Matthew Perry’d last night.

by Leek M. Deek June 22, 2024

Matthew

Dumb stupid stupid face

“Matthew is a dumb stupid and also dumb haha”

by Ostrich butler June 25, 2020

Matthew watterson

A rat snitch a snake , a lying back stabbing little bitch who will try to have u arrested just to try amd get your girl

Matthew watterson called the police and lied to have a neighbor arrested so he could try and get his gf. Mathew is a snitch bitch

by RealReckonizeReal April 10, 2020

Matthew

Loves cats, and guns. very rich, likes bb neko

DONT let Matthew near your kids

by FinnTheMaxSpeedRacer July 24, 2023

Matthew Correnti

A young attractive man with great taste of style. He is smarter, faster, and better than all of his friends at everything. Especially if their friends names start with J, A, or C.

Matthew Correnti can get any female.

by BigManMatthew June 1, 2021

Matthew and Kylie

Matthew and Kylie’s have the best relationship,they have a trustworthy relationship and belong together. They start off as friends and deny all the rumors that they like each other. They speak often and understand each other, they enjoy the same sports and only one in particular they both do. They date in high school and end up living together at a young age, they get married and have kids. He is famous and she is good with numbers and accounts, she helps him with his work as he is not good in this department. They make a cute couple and love each other dearly.

Matthew and Kylie are the cutest couple

by Katerzyna October 2, 2018

Matthew

A boy’s name, Matthew is nice to some kids, but a real bully. The last time he took a cruise, we had the Lituya Bay Tsunami. Last time he exhaled, we had a hurricane.

Man, that Matthew must weigh 40 tons.

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Bob: I was getting bullied by a fat kid.
Oliver: It must be a Matthew.

by Yeetboi360noscop March 8, 2019