good morning and god bless

The act of someone having breakfast (may include coffee) while taking a shit at the same time.

"Ethan, i need the bathroom. What are you doing?"
"Good morning and god bless."

by good morning and god bless April 7, 2018

Morning Joe First Look

Morning Joe First Look (formerly First Look) was an American breakfast television airing on MSNBC. It was broadcast live on weekday mornings at 5 a.m. Eastern Time Zone, and competed with CNN's Early Start and Fox News' Fox & Friends First. The program was last anchored by Yasmin Vossoughian.

On September 10, 2020, MSNBC announced Morning Joe First Look would be replaced with a revival of Way Too Early starting on September 21.

by SPrice1980 May 10, 2023

morning mom

One of those moms that wakes up all happy ready to start there day making breakfast for there kids n driving them to school

That mom right there ,she's a morning mom.

by Mia.villeee January 17, 2017

Morning Coffee

When you wake up 1st, fuck your girl in the ass, then put it in her mouth and make a stirring motion.

My girl wore no pants to bed; I had no choice but to give her my morning coffee.

by Purpleheartsgt06 May 19, 2021

Good Morning

A phase you use when seeing Jim Moortgat no matter what time of the day it is.

Good morning coach Jim Moortgat

by ConCole July 14, 2022

morning sneeze

Wet dream

Man I morning sneezed and have to change my pants

by Homie number 3 May 9, 2019

Morning Kyle

Gen Z equivalent of a morning cup of coffee and a cigarette, but instead hitting a disposable vape and drinking a Ghost energy drink

"Woke up tired and cranky so I had to get in a Morning Kyle before court"

by ckaz June 28, 2024