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The infamous copypasta that's been dubbed "Congapasta" originated from the user on Reddit "Albeert_s"
When he decided to slap some emojis onto the song "Conga" by "Gloria Estefan"

which then turned into this hellhole.

Although the original version of the copypasta included way more emojis then he one you see here. The original copypasta went like this:

"Come💃💎💫on😳✨🕺shake💃🥵😩🎶your🕺🔊‼️baby💃🤸 ♂️do🕺🍾🌟that⚡️💥💃conga👅🥴🕺know💃🤭🤟you🕺✨cant💃😳✋control🕺‼️🤡yourself✨💥💃any🕺🔊🥵longer💃⚡️✨🤸 ♂️💎🕺💃💥🤡😁🕺💃💫✨🕺💃"

But was changed by the user "dhdjdjfjfjfbfb" on Reddit to the version you see here
As you see here Bob is looking for a youtube video, when he found a video titled:

Come💃on🕺shake💃your🕺body💃baby💃🏽do🕺that💃conga🕺know💃you🕺cant💃control🕺💃any🕺longer💃🕺💃🕺💃Come💃on🕺shake💃your🕺body💃baby💃🏽do🕺that💃conga🕺know💃you🕺cant💃control🕺💃any🕺longer💃🕺💃🕺💃Come💃on🕺shake💃your🕺body💃baby💃🏽do🕺that💃conga🕺know💃you🕺cant💃control🕺💃any🕺longer💃🕺💃🕺💃

He never felt so suicidal in his life.
by UhhhhhWav October 12, 2020
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"Daddy can you get me a drink"

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